DOUCHEBAG
You know what...I don't have to type much on here. This picture sums it up. Ok, but I gotta add something. Let's give a little bit of background on Mister Douche, here. He bought all of his clothing with his rich parents' money. He wastes it on college parties, and everything labeled on the picture above. Too easy. NEXT ONE!
Yeah, it's hard to find a proper teenage-douche. But add 10 years, 100 beers, and many regrets later, and this is what he'll look like. Things to point out: Muscles, dumb hair, tattoos, no smile, some goofy expression on his face, hot chick who is holding him because she thought he looked hilarious, and the bandana-wrist-band. He looks like he's staring at a pile of bacon. "Oh yes, Bacon. Come to me...oh god, my tongue's out."
Note the quotations. These are the dudes who think Green Day and blink-182 are the epitome of Punk. They go to the discount bin in Hot Topic for their clothing. They rip off the sleeves of their black shirts, CUZ IT'S SO PUNK RAWK! When in reality, they used to like rap 3 years ago. They used to dress like a Douchebag. But, it's ok, because this is their new found, (not glory), religion. But this guy isn't a real punk, definitley not even close.
That's enough for now. If you want more scene greatness, head on over to Your Scene Sucks. I'm not getting into this too much, for my own good. That's it for today.
I'm Sean, and I'm sure glad that I'm not clumped into any of these scenes.
TOOL
Yeah, it's hard to find a proper teenage-douche. But add 10 years, 100 beers, and many regrets later, and this is what he'll look like. Things to point out: Muscles, dumb hair, tattoos, no smile, some goofy expression on his face, hot chick who is holding him because she thought he looked hilarious, and the bandana-wrist-band. He looks like he's staring at a pile of bacon. "Oh yes, Bacon. Come to me...oh god, my tongue's out."HIPSTER
...I hate these ones. I REALLY do. They think they are so damn original for liking music they thought nobody liked. And the majority of them are geeks/nerds/theater kids who wanted a new label. This is the "Go-To-Scene" for most chicks. But I cannot stand it. Notes of fashion: Dresses, awkward children's clothing. Music? CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR, LIKE DUH! I'm stopping myself now.
PREPS
I feel so creepy doing these. Mostly because the most hated scene, The Preps, only last until 6th grade. Then everyone gives up. Let's see, they wear Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, and Aeropostale. Music? Anything on MTV. These girls range from ANY age. But most abundant in the pre-teen department. Anyway, these are the girls who will give the first BJ out of your class. Ugh, I'm done."PUNK"
Note the quotations. These are the dudes who think Green Day and blink-182 are the epitome of Punk. They go to the discount bin in Hot Topic for their clothing. They rip off the sleeves of their black shirts, CUZ IT'S SO PUNK RAWK! When in reality, they used to like rap 3 years ago. They used to dress like a Douchebag. But, it's ok, because this is their new found, (not glory), religion. But this guy isn't a real punk, definitley not even close.That's enough for now. If you want more scene greatness, head on over to Your Scene Sucks. I'm not getting into this too much, for my own good. That's it for today.
I'm Sean, and I'm sure glad that I'm not clumped into any of these scenes.
Egads, the tool picture creeps me out... because the girl he's holding looks like Mrs. Serina. Notice the MRS... she's married. >_>
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