Blog # 5

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?

This whole dark-dressed-teenage stereotype clique thing. I would say "scenes", but it turns out, some morons decided to call themselves "scene". So, I'm going to try to make sense of it all. God help me.

EMO

Ah, Emo. A music genre that turned into a label for teenagers. These are the kids who say they are emotionally depressed, when in reality, they are not. I'm sure you are thinking to yourselves, "BUT SEAN! WHY ON EARTH WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?" And at first I didn't know. But then I thought about it for a little. And it hit me, THE PERKS! You get to wear really cool sweat bands to cover up the slits on the wrist you don't have. You get to shop at Hot Topic and rape their selection of over priced clothing. Don't forget the crappy hair styles, all of which are colored black, that cover up your eyes! And most of all, you get friends that are just like you and are not depressed. It's a pretty sweet deal. But then again, there are some emotionally depressed kids that truly are emo. I have no problems with them. OK, NEXT ONE!

GOTH

Ok, so I know that picture was posed, but still, it's hilarious. So these are the kids who dressed dark before the whole "emo" thing came along. They listen to bands like ICP and The Misfits. Their favorite movie? Anything that Tim Burton directed, perferably The Nightmare Before Christmas. Their style is easily confused with those of "emo" and "scene", but do NOT tell them that to their face. They'll attempt to punch you, and that will just lead to so much hilarity, you might pee yourself a little. The girls always wear pig tails and dye their hair black with a highlight of any other random color. The guys just wear a band t-shirt and put make up on to seem tough. Yeah, that really screams tough. "HEY! I JUST BOUGHT A T-SHIRT FROM HOT TOPIC GIVING MONEY TO OUR GOVERNMENT, AND STOLE THIS MAKE-UP FROM MY MOM'S DRESSER!" And they call other kids gay. Sad, isn't it? MOVING ON

SCENE

Oh, how I hate this. These kids used to shop at places like Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch, but then they found out, more people wear black. So that's what they did. The grabbed their extensions, hairspray, and dad's credit card and went to the mall. Now could someone explain to me the MASSIVE tumor on this poor girl's head. Wait...THAT'S HER HAIR?! Good god! Actually, someone explain to me how that giant lump is attractive at any degree. I know some guys find scene girls attractive when they tone down the hair, but this is ridiculous. Ok, so let's go to the hair. There are 3 types of scene hair. 1, the hair style when they wear tiny little headbands, because they didnt' want to dye their hair full out. 2, The hair style when they dye their hair many MANY colors, but they don't put their hair so high up that bird's could stand on it. And 3, THE MOUNTAIN! It truly is sad that people can find that last one do-able. So that's their hair. Their style comes from watching the goth and emo kids at their school. They only wear 2 different shirts. Hello Kitty, (AKA The Devil), or a crappy band. I cannot explain Hello Kitty for the life of me. But they get the bands from MySpace. Do I blame MySpace? No. I blame those crappy CRAPPY bands. I've also noticed that there are very few scene guys. Mostly because a guy with a brain wouldn't do this.

Ok, I've said my peace. I didn't do the "hardcore" scene because, I don't even fully understand it. It's just a buncha people doing this. By the way, all pictures were found via Photobucket or Google Image Search. If the people in these pictures do find this blog and complain at me, take them off photobucket, and I won't do it. Until next time,

Publish Post

I'm Sean and I am afraid to look at that mountain of hair.