Blog #2

THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS IN 2008

With 2008 slowly ticking away, I'm going to take a stab at this. I don't know if I'll be able to come back alive.

NUMBER 5

Brett Favre

You're a hometown hero. The best quarterback in Green Bay history. You're at the prime age to retire. You said you were gonna do it, but wait, here come second thoughts. You're offered TWENTY MILLION dollars to stay home and retire. You say no. You're offered THIRTY million, still no. Then you sign to the Jets. Douche.

NUMBER 4

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Anyone who finds his music good, is deaf. His lyrics? They are instructions on how to do dances HE made. His first album? souljaboytellem.com. Seriously. His second? iSouljaBoyTellEm. He sounds like he's making new display names on MySpace. He has been quoted as to saying "Shout out to the slave masters. Without them we wouldn't be here to get this ice and tattoos.", and sadly I'm not making this stuff up. Ice-T is right, Soulja Boy is killing hip hop

NUMBER 3

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

A.K.A. The two morons who made Disaster Movie. The two guys claim to make "spoofs" of the movie, but truly isn't it all just a reference? They make fun of Juno in a movie that is supposed to be making fun of Disaster Movies? These two need to die, ASAP.

NUMBER 2

Miley Cyrus

If you're on Disney, of all places, try to stay clean. Try your best not to take pictures naked only being covered by a bed sheet, take pictures of yourself exposing your under garments, or get these photos leaked onto the internet. Sorry Miley, looks like you just struck out.

and finally


NUMBER 1

Politicians

Yes, politicians in general. Whether it be Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Bill O'Reiley, Elliot Spitzer, John McCain, Barack Obama, Rod Blagawhatever, or even Joe The Plumber. They all did somethign douche-y. Whether it be acting like a total redneck, flip flopping the issues, having a hooker over, screwing over fellow candidates, or just sending America on a one way ticket to the worst year ever, you guys did it!

That's it for the year, ladies and gentlemen. So until 2009...

I'm Sean, and I'm sure glad I'm not these tools.